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Tonight, you’re going to witness the comedic and “utterly useless” equivalent to a TED Talk. From the people behind Funny or Die, Comedy Central, and even VICE, “Savage” is a live comedy sketch show featuring notable comedians who you might recognize from The Daily Show with Trevor Noah, Adult Swim, and The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. The show is 100 percent free of charge, and runs from 8-10pm. Check out the next Savage show here!

After the show, head over to Cafe Luluc. This adorably rustic French bistro—with its mirrored bar backdrop and red diner tabletops—offers traditional French cuisine in a kind of setting you might find strolling through Paris or Bordeaux. If you’re feeling brave, you can split Escargot in a Shell, but if you prefer something a little less slimy, their spiced lamb sausage with polenta cake or Pale Au Poivre is worth the visit alone.