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Ofrenda is somehow always completely full, but always able to squeeze in just two more. Here's to hoping that's you guys tonight. The energy is loud and fun (come here with a date you don't mind yelling across the table to), the margaritas are in our top five of New York, and the guacamole and chips are "order two bowls" good.

After dinner, treat yourself to a wild good time at The Duplex — a West Village institution right next door. It's a multi-level performance space with a piano bar, cabaret theater, and cafe. From the bartenders to the piano player, everyone here is a character and absolute blast. Tonight, go to see Duvi Stahler: You're Not My Type. Expect dry humor, awkward pauses and general weirdness from Stahler, a comedian debuting this hilarious new solo show tonight.